Umbrella of Destruction

Posted on 17 July 2008 by trippenbach

Here in London, there’s nothing unusual about people carrying around umbrellas, even if it’s sunny. After all, the weather can change in a second and no one wants to get their bowler hat soaked.

But who knew that all these sensible, brolly-toting bankers could actually be hefting around LETHAL WEAPONS?

Unintentionally hilarious video proof:

Yeah! Yeah, suit dude, WHACK that punching bag! Now do it with the handle! YEAH! This shit is great!

. . . Having said that, of course I want one.

Also, this is seriously nasty, as in “Duuuude! That is nasty cool!”

t-minus 15 minutes until this shows up in a video game or RPG as a bonus weapon.

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2 Responses to “Umbrella of Destruction”

  1. tanith6227, on July 17th, 2008 at 7:29 am Said:

    I really like how the guy always goes back to his “standing in th rain” pose at the end of every demonstration. It’s like, “insult me, will you, filthy watermelon? BUZEI!” and then he’s all chill again. Wacky.

    Also, that knife is demented. I can’t wait shank people with it in GTA V!

  2. rustedangel, on July 17th, 2008 at 8:28 am Said:

    Well, now you all know what to get me for Christmas… Umbrella of death!

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